Take Your F*cking Power ❤️🔥 Back!
Ok, for real. You've taken the quiz (if not take it HERE) and you've noticed where and when you are manifesting from survival and not your power⚡️.
🗝️ Survival mode is a subconscious habit you developed when you needed it, but now its keeping you stuck.
You can't manifest from Survival because you attract people, places & things you don't actually want! Kind of fucked up, right?
When you take back your fucking power, you remember that you are the creator of your reality and start manifesting people, places, and things you do want!
👇 That’s exactly why we created a Playbook to remind you that you are Powerful AF!
This workbook is your first step in shifting your entire fucking life to a Power frequency, because: Awareness without Action just keeps you Stuck where you are.
The Inner Asshole Playbook: How to Manifest from Power Not Survival
Your inner asshole isn't trying to block your goals, your true love, and your dreams. It is trying to keep you safe.
The short answer: Your mind convinces your body that anything unknown equals unsafe so you "sabotage".
Secret: Self sabotage doesn't exist. You're actually trying to meet an unconscious need NOT hurt or "sabotage" your already existing growth.
What's really happening inside you?
→ Your subconscious mind is wired for safety not for happiness or success.
→ If something feels unfamiliar (success, ease, abundance, love), your nervous system will resist it.
→ That’s not sabotage- your protector has been activated.
For Example:
💰 You say you want more money, but you avoid checking your bank account and procrastinate sending invoices — because being “broke” feels more familiar than trusting yourself with overflow.
💔 You keep dating emotionally unavailable people — not because you’re broken, but because deep down, safe love feels foreign, and your nervous system doesn’t know how to hold it.
📈 You talk about starting the business, but every time you get momentum, you binge Netflix or scroll TikTok for 3 hours — because success = visibility = risk = cue the fear of rejection.
INTRODUCING
The Inner Asshole Playbook
The Inner Asshole Playbook
How to Manifest from Power not Protection
Here's what you get:
4 Steps to Upgrade Your Life
Simple yet Profound Exercises
Overcome Any Limiting Habit
Bonus Module: "How to Make Your Brain Your Bitch"
Total value: $37
Today Just $11
"Finally! A workbook for people like me!"
"These two cut straight to the point, efficiently and effectively." - Chris
Examples of Inner Asshole (Protection) Patterns 💩
👀 Do you any of these sound familiar?
Lets review some common stinky Asshole Patterns 🧐
🤯 “Overthinking A$$hole”
You think your way out of everything… including the life you actually want.
Vibe: Paralysis by analysis. You live in your head. You know so much its crippling your progress.
Core Pattern: Constantly strategizing, doubting, researching, and hesitating. They've turned “working on yourself” into a full-time job.
Underlying Issue: 🧠 Fear of Failure Masquerading as Logic
You overanalyze everything as a way to delay decision-making. Why? Because if you don’t choose, you can’t fail. Control feels safer than momentum. You’re terrified of making the wrong move—so you make none at all.
🧩 “Almost There” A$$hole
You’re doing the work, but something still isn’t clicking—and it’s driving you crazy.
Vibe: You are deeply self-aware, but stuck. You’ve got the vision board, the affirmations, and maybe even a therapist… but the big change isn't coming.
Core Pattern: Always this close to a breakthrough, but keep circling the same stuck spot because the real desire hasn’t been named.
Underlying Issue: 💔 Lack of Clarity on Their True Desire
You've done the courses, read the books, maybe even done the shadow work—but you're still clinging to protection. Your goals are often based on old programming, ego validation, or what you think you should want.
🎭 “Smooth-Talking Asshole”
You’re so good at convincing yourself and the 🌍 you’re fine… that you won't dare admit you're struggling.
Vibe: Charismatic, high-functioning, even inspirational on the surface—but internally, you're exhausted and low-key faking it.
Core Pattern: Uses spiritual language, logic, or productivity as armor. Talks a great game but isn’t fully embodying who they say they want to be.
Underlying Issue:🧍♂️Performance + Identity Overwhelm
You've become so good at appearing fine—motivated, healed, “on the path”—that you've buried your actual desire beneath a curated identity. You gaslight youself with clever affirmations and good vibes while ignoring the gnawing emptiness underneath.
Manifestation Block:
You're broadcasting a false frequency—so life reflects the lie instead of the truth.
🫣 "Avoidant Asshole"
You justify ghosting the hard stuff.
Vibe: Spiritual or emotional flake. You start the work, feel discomfort, and then... disappear.
Core Pattern: Disguises avoidance as self-care. Delays decisions, ducks out of discomfort, average "workaholic" and avoids confrontation or consistency.
Underlying Issue: 🛑 Fear of Discomfort + Nervous System Avoidance. You've confused resistance with intuition. Anytime it gets real, you disappear. Confronting truth, facing conflict, or holding steady through transformation feels threatening to your system—so you vanish.
Manifestation Block: Safety is your #1 priority.
🌀 "Looping Asshole"
You’re not broken—you’re just stuck in re-runs.
Vibe: Lives in the cycle of breakthrough → breakdown → burnout → repeat.
Core Pattern: Feels the same emotions over and over, relives the same storylines, and can’t seem to integrate the growth you know you need.
Underlying Issue: 🔁 Addicted to the familiar pain
You aren’t addicted to the breakthrough—you're addicted to the crash. The breakdown after the high feels “known,” and the body thinks it’s safer than lasting expansion. You mistake emotional intensity for growth—but it’s just repetition.
Manifestation Block: You never hold the new frequency long enough to stabilize it.
Testimonials
Elsa S.
Signed up for Jake & Carissa's coaching and OMfuckingG!! I finally embodied my authentic self! Brutally effective, no fluff. Made real progress finally. Thorough, and worth it. Plus, they're genuinely hilarious and make shadow work and growth fun. My biggest thanks to them for actually getting me RESULTS.
Michelle C.
Tried several coaches before, but the bold-truth, love and accountability and 12 Souls Shifts in 90 Day program actually delivered. Carissa and Jake aren't fake. Just real, challenging coaches that are strangely effective. Since working with them I manifested an incredible relationship with a man and a $1.50 pay by asking for what I'm worth.
Matt G.
Jake and Carisa changed the manifestation game. Practical and to the point, they really challenge your usual way of thinking. Refreshingly direct. Jake and Carissa stopped me from repeating a pattern that already cost me six-figures 💸 I was able to bring in an additional 5k per month to my business since taking their 90 day program. Love u guys
FAQs
Got Questions? Get Straight Answers - No Fluff, Just Facts.
What makes The Inner Asshole Playbook unique?
We blend science, psychology, soul work, and humor to help the bold-truth medicine go down. This playbook is designed to help you explore the reasons behind your desires so that you start making goals that align with your soul, and stop chasing goals that aren't yours.
Whats up with the cat mascot?
Cats are widely accepted as lovable little assholes. They are unapologetically themselves, and therefore the perfect ambassador for our brand! Our mascot is actually named Curious and exists IRL. Curious is a state of willingness to question the status quo.
Is this coaching suitable for everyone?
No. Our services are tailored for those who seek help to see their blind spots. Its the perfect balance between understanding and action... and obviously humor.
What are the expected outcomes of this playbook?
This playbook is designed to help you identify your highest goal so that you can begin to align your life to bring that goal into your reality. Clients begin learning how to stop being an asshole to their goals.
Aka... begin to see and break patterns that are keeping them from the life they truly want.
Do we get Group Coaching Sessions too?
Group coaching sessions are NOT INCLUDED with the playbook. They are part of UNFUCK YOUR FREQUENCY™ - a 90 Day Masterclass, are held weekly LIVE with Carissa & Jake